Funny Incidents in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Funny Incidents in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
This is very funny incident that I have faced thus far. I was walking through the woods a spotted a moose. Instead of running he stayed perfectly still. As I walked by him his head followed me. I stopped about three feet away from him. We looked into each other's souls. While we both stood there the silence was broken by a horrible noise. A dragon crashed down on us and killed us both in a matter of seconds. Now that I think about it that maybe he was standing still to avoid the dragon and was looking at me like "what the hell are you doing, Stop moving"

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15-11-2011
Halle
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Re: Funny Incidents in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
I was walking up a steep hill and when I was almost at the very top and very proud that I hike the distance, a snow bear growled. I barely managed to kill it, but it's limp body slid and rolled all the way down the path and I just took up and got a love ragdoll physics.

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15-11-2011
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I saw a dragon flying overhead and I started shooting arrows. I shot 200 iron arrows when I realized:
I didn't hit the dragon, not even once.
The dragon didn't know I'm there and just flew away.

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15-11-2011
Chakradevroy
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Re: Funny Incidents in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
During the game I didn’t pay much attention about giants other than I knew they won’t hurt you if you don’t hurt them. Well I didn’t know they were particular about their camps. I was hiking up a mountain and got close to one. I saw one stamping his feet at me. I didn’t get the hint. I got closer and then was bunted 200ft into the air and died. It was awesome.

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15-11-2011
GaganGang
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I came across a bear within the woods so decided to shoot it, he didnt see me and decided to kill a random hunter behind him who was running from a troll, this 3 way fight then got even more amusing when a sprigging turned up. I took a peek in the Dwemer Museum and slipped inside of the room in the back where you're not allowed to go. I thought I was all alone so I had some fun setting off traps. Then just as I turned a valve around a guard started talking to me from behind to tell me I had to leave, but before he could utter more than a few words some sort of explosion was fired off the ceiling and killed him. It felt so natural I thought it had to be scripted in but it was truly a coincidence after all.

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15-11-2011
Ashley Parker
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This occurred in Bleak Falls Barrow. There is a room there with a pressure plate that will cause a spiked door to slam into the pour sap standing on it. Therefore, overmanned by 3 Dragger guards and I shout my Nordic cry to send them fleeing for 30 secs. They all run away into that hallway, the first one hits the pressure plate and they all get a hearty greeting from the trapdoor.

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15-11-2011
Shae
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Re: Funny Incidents in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
In one of the very first caves I was exploring I noticed a symbol on the floor. It was obviously a trap, so I stepped on it to see what it would activate. It apparently activates a spiked wall that moves near the speed of light. I was thrown all the way across the cave. Another time a mammoth chased me from Dawnstar to Solitude. I managed to evade it by jumping in the water and swimming for my life. On the opposite bank I started celebrating. This is only for a colony of gigantic seals to kick my ass. That'll teach me to let my guard down.

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15-11-2011
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I was wearing Thieves Guild armor as well as casing a house, waiting for NPCs to stop walking by, etc. so I could go into sneak mode and pick the lock. Well a guard walked up and just stood looking at me. I didn't move, waiting for her to continue her patrol or leave. Finally she said: "You're not fooling anyone, you know. I recognize Thieves Guild armor when I see it. We all do. We're not stupid. You better stay out of trouble." I was shocked at how intelligent that behavior was on the part of an NPC. I stood still waiting for her to leave and she just kept watching me. I finally had to leave the door of the house and walk away myself. I get the message officer, moving along.

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15-11-2011
mbangali
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I was heading East of Whiterun beside the river with to housecarle companion and we headed along the North side and came across a tall bridge than connected cliff sides and crosses the river. As we headed up 4 bandits were alerted and a fight began. First two bandits were taken out on the way up to the bridge and then I headed across. She stayed back and used her bow. I killed the third bandit with some trouble (trying to stay on the small bridge). The fourth was upon me in seconds and we traded blows for a moment. I decided to use my Force push shout and sent him closer to the edge. He recovers and readies himself once more yelling "is that all you got!?" Right then an arrow goes straight through his neck and his body falls to the river below. I nearly fell off my chair in laughter.

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15-11-2011
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I was wandering around courtyard in Sky Haven Temple admiring the attractive scenery when I heard the roar of a dragon. Drawing my sword I started looking all around me but I couldn't spot the beast. Deciding to look directly above me I spotted the dragon soaring up so high into the sky that it appeared as just a dot on my screen. Then when it reached the highest point that it could get to it nosedived about 100 feet. It proceeded to do this for at least another 20 times before I got bored and wandered back into the temple.

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15-11-2011
AlisaDsa
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I was cutting wood to make some cash, gets attacked by a frost dragon keeps cutting wood. Almost dies then kill dragon (but only once I'm done cutting wood of course).

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16-11-2011
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I killed a dragon with help of a giant. I believed that the giant would not attack me as long as I didn't attack him. So I went up to the dragon to loot his body when the giant gives me one whack with his club and I literally go flying in the air. Like WAY up in the air. My body was just starting to fall when the "Death-screen" ended.

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19-11-2011
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Was battling a Dragon just outside the gate to Solitude and i used fire breath on it, killed the dragon but also knocked a guard off his feet. So instead of being praised for killing the dragon a guard tried to arrest me for a 40 gold fine. So i just ran away from the 20 or so guards trying to kill me, hid behind a rock and turned into a werewolf, then roared at them and they all screamed and ran away. Lets just say my wolfy character wasn't hungry for a few days afterwards and i could commit crimes in Solitude without ever getting arrested. I could kill an npc in the middle of town and people would just run away, no guards.